Blue Beetle Comics

Dear Wade,

I can’t help but feel that I might not have been properly warned regarding my purchase today of a ‘Deadpool Team-Up’ comic book from your location on Essa Road. It just seems to me that when someone buys such a book, especially after having been drawn in by a combination of an Humberto Ramos cover and the prospect of superpowered raccoons, said person should be warned that the accompanying interior art and subsequent story may have simply been salvaged from the trash can of a gas station bathroom… I know that I’m probably not entitled to a large compensatory sum, but if you could just bring my concerns to your manager’s attention I am quite sure we can work something out.

Best Friends,
Kevin